Dear Teri:

I am concerned with the color of Misty’s hair. Blue is not a natural color and is often a sign of an alien octopus occupying the head, in the disguise of hair. As her friend, you should make an immediate inquiry into this possibility.  Often, the octopus can only be removed through the shaving of the hair.

Dear Person With Too Much Time on Their Hands,

What? You really need to stop listening to Coast to Coast A.M. and try getting some sleep. (Putting down the espresso will help with that.)

As for her hair color, while it may not be natural, she retains the secret of the ancient animes and her hair will always be a perfect blue. Until she gets bored and talks me into re-doing it.

Standing far away from the crazies,

Teri